Snog Juice

Stemming from the british term for kissing, snog juice is the excess spit that accumulates during messy make out sessions.

Man she was sloppy, i got dat snog juice all over my face!

by daSNOGGA December 08, 2009

minger juice

The liquid that comes from a minger when they are sexually aroused.

I was dancing at the club and some fugly chick got up on me and dripped her minger juice on me.

by davebrace September 02, 2009

Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng August 01, 2003

Juice Fest

Hotness that is so hot that one's juices begin to flow uncontrollably.

That new Usher video is a total juice fest!

by Niqsta June 06, 2010

Rebel Juice

A concoction of 30 cans of Keystone Light, a fifth of cheap vodka, four pink lemon-aid concentrates, a bag of ice, and an optional pint of ever clear. The mixture is put into a cleaned out cooler and served like jungle juice.

I've been peeing out of my butt all day because I got schleezeboinked off Rebel Juice last night.

by Shiver Me Timbers August 25, 2009

spank juice

another word for semen

I sprayed spank juice all over her face and she liked it

by Coorslite82 April 17, 2011

plant juice

A morbid healthy liquid that one drinks.

Tastes like a morbid mixture of salsa, peanut butter, and canned cranberries.

Has the tendency to make one morbid/drousy/lazy/drunk/fly/hallucinate/high



morbid

A morbid state of the juices of a plant, or in this case, plant juice

by Garephanie February 06, 2009