MJ GOAT

TRASH ASS NAME PLUS HIS DICK SMELL LIKE CHEESE

MJ GOAT IS GAY CANT BE ME

by Jttttfg February 20, 2022

gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox

SIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX

Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot

by gootygoat January 8, 2012

unicorn goat technique

A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.

Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.

by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017

GOAT

Messi

Messi is the best player of all time
Yeah,Messi is the GOAT

by Messi_Goat2345 March 19, 2023

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022

Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.

“Yo this game is goated”
“Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”

by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021