Dylan

Three Girlfriend Man

"wow Dylan has three gf"

by Hello Children April 10, 2021

Dylan

He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall

Person 1:I like being leaf handed
Person 2:Dylan ass looking bitch

by Thefirstd1hater May 8, 2024

Dylan

A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.

Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”

by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019

Dylan nice

A Dylan nice is a Willy that has flaccid foreskin with dickscab commonly known as the funkops skin in fortnite

Hi my name is Dylan nice I’m a skin in fortnite

by Shehehehebrjww July 6, 2023

Dylan

st00pide ugly ass poo

oh that's Dylan he's a St00pide ugly ass poo

by Bobby man doe November 5, 2019

Dylanism

The best of parts Nazism and Stalinism.

I follow a protocol of euthanasia, inspired by Dylanism

by pseudylanism August 11, 2021

Dylan

the sexiest man alive with a big dick it’s 7592742864727382864827:7187;8173827482),$/8)3).&$48/),jfishfiaibdu),^€>~iisfhaiheusj trillidecimegameters long (rough estimate)

you’re such a Dylan with that giant penis

by bobthebuilderlikesmorbius June 29, 2022