working cap

Made-up name for money lended from business finance company to a business by James Thompson.

Hey this is James Thompson, inventor of all things ever made in the universe, universe included. I can get you some working cap, that's what I call it in 'the biz' you know? HAHA! No, but seriously not only can I get you working cap, but I'll also sell you my pet chupacabra for a pack of cigarettes. I may have no life, money, credibility or truth to anything I say, but I can get you some working cap for about 35% interest. I used to own Dubai also, then sold it after I found some less than stellar info on an audit I was doing for the Israeli government, but whatever. So what do you say about that working cap?!

by anti-JT December 20, 2010

ayo no cap

1: No cap my g

2: Ayo kinda sus no cap

Bro #1: I just shit out my ass
Bro #2: Ayo no cap

by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 February 18, 2022

Forest Cap

When you have extremely nappy hair, as if a forest.

"Boy, if you don't sit your forest cap ass down!"

by Mapitout March 29, 2016

swap cap

When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine

Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"

by Zom8ie June 17, 2017

gentelmans cap

Condom

Hey bro do you have a spare gentelmans cap?

by Andreu24 January 27, 2017

cap locker

Someone who always has caplocks on.

DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker

by thebloodytoot October 18, 2015

shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper May 21, 2018