crud bum

See Kenso, but slightly worse and from any city!

I don't have any change ya dirty crud bum!

by PhillyDel February 2, 2014

bum dart

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation

Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.

by meat hole March 27, 2010

plain bum

The "plain bum" refers to the female genitalia-- as opposed to the male, or "long bum."

Man, there's nothing plain about Kristin's plain bum. That thang is fancy!

by Nails MacFugger December 29, 2009

bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.

Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.

by vod/ October 30, 2010

bum cheek

2 squishy objects

omg, noah saw ryans bum cheek

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010