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Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
by antpimp August 31, 2013
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carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
by supadoop July 13, 2018
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017
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Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.
Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!
by Broseidon August 11, 2016
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shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again
hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block
by daddy oh November 14, 2016
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Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.
I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.
by Skinner M September 4, 2021
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