tiny, obnoxious, weeb, powerless motionless statue, used to hang over ceilings, great at parkour and memes, disgusting old rat, amazing friend, true to self, tik tok addict musical.ly
Girl: Look that's tiny Andrew!
Nerd: OMG yes! Let's go punch his face!
Popular kid: It's a WEEB!
Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John'spizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.
"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"