cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023

The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh

Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.

by austin.lukh July 6, 2024

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Internet Streets

Internet streets: The digital highways where netizens roam, connect, and hustle; a chaotic blend of social media, forums, and websites where everyone’s got something to say, and drama or trends can blow up in a heartbeat.

I heard on the internet streets that the new game release is gonna be epic!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Internet troll

A person on the internet who pranks or trolls people

The Internet troll was really the trollge who groomed people

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021