A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
Get the Internet Brainmug. Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”
by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025
Get the Internetmug. the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?
person 2: i don't know man
person 2: i don't know man
by rk092 December 25, 2023
Get the The Most Mysterious Song on the Internetmug. The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.
Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023
Get the The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)mug. A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
by f uck ypu July 29, 2021
Get the internet warmug. "She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"
"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"
"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"
"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
"Real famous or internet famous?"
"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"
"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"
"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017
Get the internetmug. A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
Get the The Internet Law of Californiamug.