uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019