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professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008
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Titty Bitty Nippy

Used to define coldness of person who's nipples (titty) that are small (bitty) and cold. (nippy)
by The United States Of America October 25, 2011
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Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.
I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.
by N.anno0o March 5, 2017
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Titty Town Cunt

A slunt who has incredibly small tits, anything smaller than a B Cup. The exact opposite of a Rack City Bitch.
Julie: "Did you see that skank LaQueesha?"

Chris: "Yea, I dont know who she thinks she is, shes totally a Titty Town Cunt."
by Rainbow Rev May 6, 2012
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut
by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
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Tittie fuck in the ass

1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal.

2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal.

3: A means of expressing frustration
1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"

Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass."

2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass."

3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test."
by ForeverBethBredl June 5, 2010
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nigger titty milk

Chocolate milk. Instead of drinking regular breast milk from a white woman, consuming a much more delectable chocolaty flavored breast milk that comes from an African American women. Or just consuming choccy milk.
*At school lunch* "I LOVE ME SOME NIGGER TITTY MILK" *chugs chocolate milk*
by Qua69 November 20, 2017
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