cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

goat

sultan, rayhaan sultan

look at sultan deadlifting he is such a goat
goat meaning sultan

by sultandagoat September 24, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

by Marcuiis February 15, 2022

MJ GOAT

TRASH ASS NAME PLUS HIS DICK SMELL LIKE CHEESE

MJ GOAT IS GAY CANT BE ME

by Jttttfg February 20, 2022