Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

Mud princess

Damn good lookin truck that also gose in the mud an likes to get down an dirty

Hey Billy look at that payment princess

No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels

by Jeoffery0216 April 26, 2021

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mud bogging

When one inserts their face into another’s butt crack and shakes their face back and fourth; much like a motor boat, but much dirtier.

Steve says Delayna has a thing for “butt stuff” so he went mud bogging.

by leelayna May 25, 2019

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017