An event or meeting, the content of which is illogical and incoherent to the point of being surreal.
"That meeting was 6 hours long, and and none of the number on Ted's charts were correct. It was a total bean feast."
by Woytek Zablonksi March 5, 2006

usually a girl who is from polish descent. kinda looks like a hippie, sells people "drug rugs" pretty chill, makes out with guys that live in illinois. slams them against stuff and whatnot. over all String Bean is not a bad person, unless she is on the "note".
"Yo that motha fucka string bean was so fucked up on the note she slamed that broo against the wall!"
-Dino
-Dino
by Dino Note66 August 3, 2010

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds
by j December 17, 2003

by devon potwin March 30, 2009

by N1G3R November 6, 2018

by G8upsidedown September 15, 2017

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"
by Samantha''Jayne <3 October 9, 2007
