snake

a person who is basically a two-faced snitch rat skank mixed together. please avoid these people at all costs because most likely they'll make your life harder. they go behind ur back and chat trash because of how scared they are to say it to ya face.

ellie : jessica told me what you did yesterday

joelle: skskskskks what a snake.

by HongKongSupreme June 20, 2019

snake

a nigga with a big ass dick, therefore it’s a snake hanging down the side of his leg

boy 1” not pets allowed at school”
boy 2”wdym”
boy1”put your snake away”

by nickasouras April 18, 2023

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake Snuggler

The Male equivalent for a "camel toe"

"Ew! Look at the guy over there wearing the skinny jeans. He's got a huge snake snuggler."

by snakesnuggler August 1, 2012

snake

ryleigh. nasty ass hoe.

ryleigh is a snake.

by bobroger March 4, 2019

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021