Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

Paularity Shift

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.

Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!

by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024

Teusz Shift

A loud, distinct single "POP!" sound during an upshift.

Cars that have this are one that are performance oriented with GMs 10 speed hydramatic like the Camaro, Corvette and CT4/5 V and V Blackwing, Genesis g70 and more.
Cars with upshift "farts," such as those using DSG, dual-clutch, ZF, etc., do not count.

Wow, Greg, did you hear that Teusz Shift?

While accelerating hard, Thug shifted his Camaro all the way to fifth gear, with each shift making a loud, distinct Teusz Shift sound."
Dang, Santos, did you hear those Teusz Shifts?
I love the Teusz Shifts in my Cadillac V Series.

by Crni's step brother December 19, 2024

Viking shift

Working a double shift back to back, usually more than 16 hours in a day. Viking refers to amount of overtime pay earned from your company as in a Viking looting and pillaging your company.

I am tired from working a Viking shift last night, but that pay check will sure be nice.

by Tiredemployeetn December 23, 2024

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025