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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Pull a nick

To leave a big or small group of people and not hanging out with 1 person in that group
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Nick Quach

A dildo, preferably a small one.
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nick

Nick is a very attractive man with VERY nice hair!! He is absoloutely the best person you will ever meet. You will vibe with him instantly and he will make you feel extremely special and wanted. If you are ever sad find you a nick! He has an amazing persoanlity and taste in music. Also, he is extremely talented.
nick is amazing
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"have you seen nicks penis. Its so large"
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Nick Carter

"Who is your favourite bsb member?"
"Ohh, I have to say Nick Carter, that man is so hot."
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