Nerd

Someone who likes thing(s) that take effort/work to like.

Nerd: I like to play video games
Other person: That takes so much work to like, you're such a nerd.

by dragongames909 April 9, 2021

Nerd

Kealan

“Oh my god, Kealan is such a nerd!”

by Bigpapa05 April 10, 2021

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd

by Flat Eric April 23, 2021

nerd

vibber (its a joke)

"vibber likes chess hes a nerd"

by hoop-hoop April 26, 2021

Nerd-durance

Nerds eating the candy nerds and building up nerd-durance

I need to eat my nerds so I can build up my nerd-durance, said the nerd.

by Dud¥böį May 1, 2021

Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.

"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"

by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012