Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish

Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

mud oppossum

A Midwestern slang term for a half black, half white, apple orchard dweller.

"You ever been out to the Apple Orchard? There's a bunch of mud oppossums out there pickin' apples."

by TarDonkey4475 August 15, 2024

mud rest

resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.

my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle

by cruncy rice June 26, 2010

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023

Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025