"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"
by Angelgames731 May 7, 2020
Get the jordanmug. A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
Damn nigga you can never be like jordan
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022
Get the shamar jordan cassonvamug. Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. 
Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.
by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.
by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023
Get the Jordanmug.