The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 18, 2022
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Jordan Sosa

A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.
that girl is such a Jordan Sosa
by not Joshua Diaz August 12, 2017
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Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
by Theman8383848 August 05, 2024
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jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet
Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !
by all doo March 09, 2011
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Larry Jordan

The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022
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Jordan B D

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D
by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022
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Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 06, 2022
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