horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

fucking horse

when you say this you will gain 69 maltis bitchs

hello i got fucking horse

by toxic nea flashlight October 8, 2021

quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee May 8, 2018

Horse

A term used to describe a basketball player who grabs lots of rebounds

Jason is an absolute Horse on the boards today

by MegaHawk August 19, 2020

Horse Shrubbery

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit

This is some fucking horse shrubbery

by Frogy120 August 22, 2023

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020