lax god

the supreme all-knowing lord of lax that is the prime example of what lacrosse perfection is

Did you see Logan's stats? He's such a Lax God bro.

by UrbanUrsala December 4, 2015

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

The God High

A type of high experienced by smoking a shit ton of fake-bake that makes you think you're the only existing thing in the universe. Don't be surprised if you have a heart attack.

He stood still in his chair clenching onto his knees with the facial expression of a murder victim as he was experiencing the god high.

by Ellen Einsworks October 20, 2014

God Van

The greatest group of people ever!

The God Van is rolling through

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019

Hipster God

see Rollins, Henry

I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!

by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017

god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

Half-god

A demigod who is half-god.

A half-god can have two demigods, one god & one mortal or two gods & two mortals as parents.

e.g: 'Zeus fell in love with a beautiful mortal and their half-god child was consequently born as a spirit (ghost), in the godly realm. The mortal couldn't take care of her spirit child, so Zeus took them to Mount Olympus where the nymphs raised them.'

(NOTES:
A common misconception is that demigods are all half-gods when that isn't necessarily the case. A demigod can be any partially divine being. They aren't to be confused with a half-god. All half-gods are demigods, but not all demigods are half-gods.

A demigod with two gods and two mortals as parents would be an incarnated semi-divine soul.

A demigod with two demigods or two gods and two mortals as parents would be called a double-demigod.

Please read my definition of a double-demigod for more information)

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 10, 2022