Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

by Gemgasmic August 04, 2009

Gay or European

A Question much more confusing that the meaning of the universe

Jake: "Dude, Is Ryan gay or european?"
Tim: "Oh fuck i don't know"

by Jeramuse August 11, 2021

infinite gay

The worst thing you can have it is bigger than the biggest gayest gay

Doctor: Sir I have some bad news

Patient : what is it...
Doctor :you have infinite gay

Patient: *dies*

by Lil spoop February 12, 2018

Gay Seb

Gay + Seb = Gay Seb

Gayest man on earth

He is such a Gay Seb

by Gay Seb January 29, 2020

gay superman

its a gay guy when he flys .... his butt whistles

hey its gay superman

by the yolo guy December 03, 2013

Gay Glitter

Sprinkle on someone or something to instantly make the object 10 times more fabulous.

After a long hard day at work, Kelsey went home and sprinkled some gay glitter on before she went to the bar. She walked in to the bar with confidence knowing that she was 10 times more fabulous then before!

by skull878 October 26, 2009

Gay Zebra

A gay zebra, otherwise known as Tishiya Taylor. Is a person who’s mother is a zebra and father who is a tree

Is that Gay Zebra????

by TotallyNate May 14, 2019