Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.

that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.

by cuul boy April 27, 2010

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008

douche-a-rator

Someone who embodies the quality of a douche during an action.

I just got cut off by some douche-a-rator in a BMW.

by stompp September 27, 2010

Butt douche

A (only slightly less homophobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today's youth's habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which passive-aggressively implies that homosexuals are stupid.

Symbolic of how buttheads & ass hats have their heads up either their own asses or others', and they talk shit so their spit clenses the butt.

That dude at my school, he is all quietly passive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that's always covering one eye. I tried asking him about what he was doing for our class assignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. I've overheard the BS music he listens to on his iPod while the teacher's talking. He calls himself Scene, others call him Emo, but I just call him a butt douche.
Yeah, what a butt douche.

Bob, you're such a butt douche.

by whatwouldspockdo September 22, 2011

DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...

*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!

by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009

Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douche Bone

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

by semajdroflah December 28, 2007