David

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts

#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!

by Letchutellit February 13, 2024

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David

The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.

Girl: Oh my god David never let me down

by theEyeAvenger November 21, 2021

David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

David

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.

You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.

by YourBoy March 16, 2022

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 29, 2020