toss my cookies

toss my cookies

toss my cookies

by toss my cookies September 04, 2023

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 10, 2016

Tapping your cookie

tapping the clitoris because it is too sensitive to rub

Nick: Hey Miranda did you have fun tapping your cookie?

Miranda: Yeah! it was amazing! I learned a new technique from Gen's videos. My neighbor even came over!!

by imakeyolipstingle December 07, 2010

ookie gookie cookie

A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.

Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.

by Black orchids August 13, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone June 01, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!

Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

by Magnetofgirls February 18, 2014