milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

by neromike March 4, 2014

Cat's Ass

Something that is incredibly awesome; super cool.

Bruh, that mac and cheese is the cat's ass.

by TatoHead February 25, 2015

Mossy cat

When your cat pisses on your shit so you take it for a drive and unload 5, 00 buck shots into it. The next day your wife puts up a missing cat report on facebook while bawling her eyes out so you gotta sit on the couch and console her all the while knowing you blew the cat away

On my days off I pulled a mossy cat and it was the best day of my life.

by Tizang November 20, 2019

cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

by Tyrannous aunt June 6, 2019

cat around

Cat around. (slang) To engage in sex with various partners; to sleep around.

A: “What do you do these days!”
B: “I d rather to cat around.”

by Soheilstar December 18, 2017

Barn Cat

A cougar in training. Typically a women in her mid 20s who dates a younger man thus being a "cougar in training" aka barn cat.

Lyndsay is 27 and her boyfriend is 22 she is such a such a barn cat!

by Livbooxoxo March 8, 2017

bubby cat

A young redneck who loves chewing tobacco and wearing his dirty, stained work cloths in school and out.

There goes another bubby cat spitting his tobacco all over the goddamn stairs again.

by Pompous Penguin May 15, 2016