Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

willy head

keeley taylor

wow keeley taylor is a willy head

by poo poo willy February 15, 2020

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

willy-nilly robby willy

Suicide via hanging.

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.

by feline idiot February 21, 2022

Grindle Willy

When someone has done something silly.

"He's such a joker. What a grindle willy!"

by Benji Heath December 20, 2020