Buddy Effect

When a complete whacked out retard says and does some real dumb nigga shit and faces the consequences 3 sec into the future.

Buddy effect
Buddy: Ha Ha Ha(laughs like a gaylord), I set you back! I set you back! I set you back!

*I set back buddy to zeroville(population: 0)

Buddy: *silence

by BuddyLikesLolisALittle2Much😬 October 14, 2022

Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.

"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."

by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012

buddy

buddy is another word for crackhead its buddies if there is multiple

look at that buddy jerking off over there

by anonymous January 1, 2021

buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.

Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.

by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019

Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.

“I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy”

by whoDis20 November 29, 2020

Puff Buddy

Someone that keeps you company outside while you smoke (have a puff).

Greg is such a great puff buddy, he kept me company in the cold last night while I had a smoke.

by innovation's finest September 3, 2013

potty buddy

The person who goes with you to the bathroom when you're drunk. During this time they are also your best friend and you usually bond over the most insignificant things.

Amy and Danielle go to the bathroom at a club.
amy- "oh my god danielle youre my BEST friend i love you so much thanks for coming in here with me"
danielle- "OMG i love you too potty buddy!!! we're gonna be best friends forever

by erica123 December 16, 2011