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Big bucket

A fellow with a massive, overflowing hair. Example, Bobcut or Bull cut
by Jenfen11 December 13, 2018
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rusty bucket

When you do anal then get poop on the penis then do vaganal sex and get poop on the vagina and it crusts up.
My vagina hurts
Do you have a rusty bucket?
by BigBoyBobby69 June 6, 2018
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Starving Buckets

Feeling so hungry to the point that you think can eat buckets full of edibles.
by MsLim March 2, 2011
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Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
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Fuck It Bucket List

A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.
Stephen: Hey did you see Ana's Fuck It Bucket List?

Christian: See it? I'm on it!
by Bearnelius March 7, 2019
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The Bucket

Something you say when you want to seem like you know something but it's actually just some bullshit. It's frequently used to annoy people.
1:"Wow that guy is totally in the bucket"
2:"What the fuck is the bucket"
3:"Just some bullshit"
by Old man rapers February 20, 2020
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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