poofy beef flume

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

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cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!

Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!

by Rogueybear January 7, 2021

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Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.

"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"

by Esor December 19, 2013

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