by Someone who watches anime June 20, 2020
Get the Assholemug. Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's assholemug. A pack of people that make your life miserable.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.
Them pack of assholes been trying to get me to quit because they can’t fire me.
I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.
I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
Get the pack of Assholesmug. It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
Get the ASSHOLE TEASINGmug. An ass hole is a person (my ex) who didn't give a single shit about me, they don't want you for companion they just want you to suck and fuck (hey Dom)
That dude is such an asshole
by bbbbbbbjdmd,xdmxmxmmmxlsssjjs5 October 15, 2019
Get the Assholemug. A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.
by channelmaniac January 13, 2018
Get the asshole trianglemug. Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.
by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014
Get the assholemug.