Asshole 

Basically an asshole

You are such an asshole!

Asshole by Professorhole135 March 18, 2019

Go lick Jim’s asshole. 

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.

While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

Go lick Jim’s asshole. by The570Quinny January 12, 2021

Schrodinger's asshole 

Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.

The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.

Schrodinger's asshole by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

asshole guy 

a dude who has a one night stand with a girl one day and then shortly thereafter tries to get with another girl.

Wow, John is such an asshole guy. He hooked up with Priscilla at a party last week and went all the way with her, and now he just got with Sarah Beth last night.

asshole guy by Paul Clinzak Jr. November 8, 2009

Asshole licking yay 

Every good girl deserves to have her asshole licked.

Asshole licking yay

One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.

Asshole licking yay by Death Menace December 9, 2022

assholes 

people who put thumbs down on words on urban dictionary

assholes

assholes by pelopelo September 11, 2020

loco asshole 

a Gay man who Loves to take it "hard" like a good little SEX-Pig! should.

That guy just loves getting banged by all the Guys - he`s such a Loco-Asshole!

loco asshole by Peter Vandergaag June 18, 2005