Alis favourite simp

Its the alpha kevin

Kevin is Alis favourite simp

by wwwww111 December 15, 2023

Old simp

Person who you used to simp for

Old simp is flat

by ☠️G March 19, 2023

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 04, 2020

Dream Simp

Extreme low functioning autism

"Hey did you know that Emma's a Dream simp"
"So that's why she's always getting FS"

by endL July 16, 2022

___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

by his favourite person ig July 06, 2021

I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

Female simp

Madcat

“Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp”

by CrimsonCumshot October 11, 2021