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Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.
Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam
by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020
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Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018
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Sam

A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.

Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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Sam

A super hot guy (way hotter than a Matt or Quade) that is great to be around because of his stellar personality. He is not balding and has a respectable meatsaber. He also absolutely jacked and you could sharpen steel on his rock hard abs. Sam is just all around a great person.
Sam is way better at Shipment TDM that Matt or Quade and it shows.
by PuppyLover42069 January 29, 2020
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Sam Salad

“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.
Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.
by jeros April 23, 2021
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sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014
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