The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025
Get the Kill a Furry Daymug. The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day
Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!
Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!
by Anonymousgamer21 November 22, 2021
Get the beat a co worker daymug. by lol chubbs January 30, 2019
Get the national lil chubbs daymug. Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.
by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024
Get the Beat up BIG DOG daymug. April 22nd is the National Vimepia Day, a.k.a my gf. please be nice to her I love her so much.
Vimepia is a popular celebrity now
Vimepia is a popular celebrity now
Me: Hey Vime guess what it is today <3
Vime: shut your non binary ass up im looking at Ruv images
Me: It's National Vimepia Day but ok.
Vime: shut your non binary ass up im looking at Ruv images
Me: It's National Vimepia Day but ok.
by doombinary April 20, 2021
Get the National Vimepia Daymug. by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022
Get the International Tardiness Daymug. celebrated on the 5th of September it is a day where the person that tells you its national booty day gets 1 booty pic
by big batty bunda September 5, 2022
Get the National Booty pic Daymug.