Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra

Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

tremor dick

uncircumcised penis. looks like the big worm on tremors

that dude doesnt need lube to beat off, hes a tremor dick

by anonymous October 25, 2017

dick tartare

unprotected sex; getting it raw

Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)

Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.

by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016

dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021