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The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today
"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker
by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025
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Opposite Day Theory

Opposite Day Theory states that Opposite Day is not merely a day. Instead, it supposes that Opposite Day is fluid and triggers when it is invoked. If they wish, debaters may invoke opposite day for exactly the next eight minutes by quoting the following: Three, Two, One, Go!
"The order is twelve off with four hidden a-specs, the rules of Risk: The Game of Global Domination, Drop the Judge, stabbing theory, the N-word repeated for two minutes, and Opposite Day theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
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National Hate Ryan Day

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day
by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025
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National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.
It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025
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National Thigh Pic Day

September 16th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.
Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!
by karlanderson September 15, 2025
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International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.
Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.
by Greg761 September 17, 2025
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Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".
We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!
by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025
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