Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)

guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"

by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.

I got a new pair of dick peakers.

by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012

Dick

Another word for penis.

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.

"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"

by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021