Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.

Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.

“Dick”
“i’m a lesbian”

by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022

That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.

Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.

by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025

dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier

“bro did we just get dick wallied”

by kmoneyyyyyy March 8, 2022

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019