it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
by hiyokocorez September 06, 2020
December 26th is flex day. Show off all of your expensive items to your friends. You can also flex with the new items you got at Christmas.
"Billy it's December 26th which means it's flex day, I bet you don't have the iPhone 11 Pro Max."
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
by Andy Andy October 27, 2019
X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!
by Heymangetyourgameon June 30, 2022
May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 02, 2021
A day when a guy/girl can ask for any pick of choice and she/him can not say no and it can only stay between them if you don’t send them your fat or you hate them
by Pokimaneass day December 13, 2021
A day when a guy/girl can ask for any pick of choice and she/him can not say no and it can only stay between them if you don’t send them your fat or you hate them
by Pokimaneass day December 13, 2021
national kiss cheek day is on april 12 .. where you can only kiss people on they cheeks not they lips .
by Natisa April 11, 2019