dick 6

When you think you’re going to fuck a girl, but she suddenly pulls out the strap on and fucks instead.

How was it last night? Aw man she pulled a dick 6 on me, I haven’t been able to sit normally ever since.

by dick6lover January 15, 2023

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Dick Raped

Variation of bum raped, DICK GO UP BUM usually after or during shower time in the slammer, (jail) dick rape is when some one wants to rape you so much they shove their dick, UP YOUR DICK HOLE

Ur losing, 20-0, “I am being dick raped right now”

by Karens be like January 20, 2023

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

by Posley January 20, 2023