surface piercing turd

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023

Flying Thunder Turd

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.

" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?

by dirty raoul April 12, 2010

turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

turd in a punch bowl

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.

Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!

by lindie April 1, 2006

Full Turd Kernel

1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.

2. To completely crap out, break or fail.

3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.

1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.

2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.

3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.

by Choobon September 10, 2009