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Monivea Road

Monivea Road, County Galway.
White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.

They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.

They are children in need of deliverance.
Have you ever been to Monivea Road?
mugGet the Monivea Roadmug.

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018
mugGet the Hawaiian Road Applemug.

road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 1, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.
Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018
mugGet the Road Johnmug.

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her
Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.
by Hades98 June 14, 2021
mugGet the hump in the roadmug.

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
mugGet the Road Roostermug.

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021
mugGet the Russian road-headmug.

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