Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?

Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?

by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Michael Kors

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

Michael Watts

Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;

piece of shit

adjective

poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!

Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing

Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.

by Chkyoselfb4uwrekyoself April 1, 2017

michael hughes

Somebody who is loud and obnoxious but deep down still has feelings.

Michael Hughes don't kill your self people care about you.

-Tt

by It's__Tt April 24, 2018

Michael Hui

A basketball player that likes to shoot in an inordinate way. This way of shooting can be referred to as "fried rice shooting style".

He's a Michael Hui kind of basketball player. He sucks.

by Dean Kim April 4, 2011