National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

National Mudalads Day

The day (August 8th) that the Discord link for this cursed server was posted publicly on the Subreddit. In under a year, the server grew to have over 13k members who have the mental age of a three-year-old.

Mods: Oh it's National Mudalads Day; time for our yearly gay orgy
Members: Happy National Mudalads Day! Deck the halls with cum!

by ThatJeanz October 12, 2020

National Joemmy Day :)

August 10th, this day is for my wife and the one person I will love no matter what, forever and always. My pretty girl :)

National Joemmy Day :)This day is for Joemmy and Joemmy only, if you aren’t them you can die :)

by snuuz August 1, 2021

National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

National Pain Day

National Pain Day is everyday,the pain does simply not go away.

Robert:Hey billy!What day is it today?
Billy:Robert its National Pain Day,like every other day.

by amarkralj October 2, 2020

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

national thong day

All ladies wear thongs

Get her number it’s national thong day

by ._Cory..Thompson_. April 16, 2019