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Noah

A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”

“Is his name Noah?”

“Yah…wait how did you know?”

“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
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Noah is the hottest on earth
by Eveyduh March 3, 2022
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Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.
by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022
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Noah Yze

absolute gun at footy and one of the kindest, smartest, friendliest people you will know.
by naudb March 7, 2022
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Noah is tall and lives for only one person Rachel. She can be a bitch to him but they always get back together
Noah go she Rachel
by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 8, 2025
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Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
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Great guy but also acts like a prostitute (isn't really)
Man your acting like a real Noah
by Snugz47 October 30, 2025
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