A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
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Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
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marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
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You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
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Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!
Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!
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Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom
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