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Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.
Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri
by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022
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Noah

An average person who wishes they had great afl skill. Noah’s seem mean at first but as you get to know him it gets slightly better. Noah’s very competitive and can’t take a loss,but if he wins you’ll have the worst day full of him rubbing it in your face
Who’s that guy? He’s pushing me around

He’s the new kid Noah
by Thetruther99 December 28, 2021
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Noah

Your so noah
by Kuh87 June 26, 2020
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Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022
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noah

noah is a hottie know as big daddy, he can’t spell to save his life but it’s okay. he is special but that’s why everyone loves him. he gets angry easily and says dumb stuff a lot. everyone loves big daddy
“omg noah is so hot!” “ talk about big daddy
by littlegirlpinktweedy December 18, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the kind of person to eat a burrito like it's a big mac from Mcdonald's. This motherfucker will make you wanna sky dive off the Eiffel Tower and land on ten spears. He sometimes can be a really nice person and really cool he has a cool vibe on a 1 on 1 talk but, when there is a group he is more special than the special ed class. He loves to hangout with his friends though and will do anything to put a smile on their face.
Noah makes me wanna die?
by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021
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Noah

the person with the smoothest balls of any given group
have you SEEN Noah's balls? they're smooth as a baby's bottom
by crupeycrumpet February 18, 2021
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