synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

Pee Pee Brain

Similar to poo poo head a pee pee brain is someone who is full of piss. Pee pee brains are usually pretty good at pissing you off even if you don't get mad easily.

1.Omg that kid is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.

Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.

by Epicito September 18, 2018

Eating One's Brain

Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.

From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.

Eating One's Brain example:

Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.

Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.

by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014